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I HATE YOU AND I WANT TO F***ING DIE
My life disgusts me. I want to f***ing KILL you all! I HATE YOU BASTARDS! ARGH! Nothing in this world can make me happy because of you *s-liiiit*. God, there's such a gut-wrenching pain inside me! ...Music is my only chance now *drags rain-soaked baggy jeans to the stereo and plonks on the new Good Charlotte CD* Oh, the humanity! PAAAAIN!! ARRGGHHH! The pain of not being able to express my grungyness without being bullied*s-liiiit* ARSE, where's my black lipstick...and black nail varnish, f***- where in f***ing f*** are they? Oh, how I ache! ...what?...wh-aaaat? Yes hang on, Mum, I'll be down for tea and scones after I've released all this tension.
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three times alone this week I was supposed to be a rock star
playlist "you're such a fucking stereotype"
...GlassJAw/ Finch/ Funeral For A Friend/ Idlewild/ Justin Timberlake/ Britney sXe Spears/ Coheed & Cambria/ Saosin/ Brand New/ Taking Back Sunday/ Outkast/ Starsailor/ Further Seems Forever/ Ryan Adams/ Aqualung/ The Kinks/ Hundred Reasons/ Poison The Well/ Hondo McLean/ The Roots/ White Stripes/ Thursday/ Sixth/ Dopamine/ Franz Ferdinand/ The Beautiful Mistake/ Sunny Day Real Estate/ Atreyu/ Shortie...
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Hear, hear
Fact- The government are attempting to eradicate mobile by 2006 for health and safety reasons. Fact- scientists are hoping to build a 'Matrix' world by 2050. This is top secret information that has been leaked. Fact- Matt from FFAF use to be a model for Head and Shoulders
Learn summat new every day, don't ya?!
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musicos and ramblingnos
Betts says:
One day I'll be famous. During the day I'll be working in Music Industry Promotions and Marketing. By night, I'll be a rock star. I'll have groupies and become a real metaller with long hair, leather and a bushy mostasche. Watch this space. Safe.
Betty's dictionary: Learn this, kids. It can be fun making yourself sound really clever with these scene words.
uzun- heavy " that pit was so fucking uzun, mofo."
poonar- grunger
cadas- cool n dope n shit
m/- speaks volumes, that
N.B I do not hold responsibility for the abuse one might recieve for using these cool- and very, very real- words in every day life.
Blame it on the boogie: * N Sync. Don't any of you elitist fucks diss them becasue they're pop- do it because you don't like them. Which you know you do ;-) They're one the best things the modern pop has offered us in a long time. All together now *sings* Do. Do. D-i-i-i-rday pop. Hell yeah.
Join the boards and piss off all the 'hardcore' dicks: www.funeralforafriend.com
Me, me, me and...hmmm...more me! *head circumference expands at rapid pace*
Ohh, k, read these, I find them hysterical, but then you know what they say about simple minds...
These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court. Reporters had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place: Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten? Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
Well, I'll pass the sick bag, I can hear your sides splitting with utter hilarity! Chahahahaha!
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Shexay Donnie Rabbit
I hate 'friends' lists. They can seem either incredibly self-obssessed or expose your unpopularity to the max. Ho ho. So, I haven't written one, but you all know who you are <3. Mates- I frickin' adore them, most for one or more of the following reasons:
a) They do my homework for me
b) They help me waste my time efficiently
c) They're one heck of a great friend
d) They're gorgeous and I envy them/ they're ugly and make me look good xD
e) They're something for me to laugh at
f) I like their hair
Big 'heyy' to you guys. Thanks for picking me off the street corner and chatting to me or entertaining me somehow.
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